Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Joey doesn't share food

Every once in a while you get on the web to read the news and you come across news stories so weird they’re making you spit your coffee out your nose. Now I can imagine that some people are a bit more serious about their food than others. So I was left wondering if the husband in the first weird story had a frozen lasagna thrown at him because he complained about not getting a home made meal or some other domestic issue.

The guy in the second story called the police because staff at a Subway branch didn’t put sauce on his sandwich. Yep, he called 911 not only once but twice. The first time to report that they didn’t put sauce on his sammich and the second time to complain because police did not arrive fast enough. I am sure they had their reasons. Maybe some gherkin incident at Mc Donald’s where they fixed a Big Mac without the pickles! I am outraged.

Anyhoo as just this morning the hubby tried to take a bite out of my breakfast roll and I told him to be careful because not unlike Joey I don’t share food. Which of course is a joke but a friend of mine actually stabbed her husband in the hand with a fork after he tried to sneak a bite off her plate when we were on holiday in Tuscany. I will never forget the look on his face and ever since I crack up when I watch this particular Friends episode.


Melissa said...

A gherkin incident....OMG, I am laughing my a$$ off over here!

Melisa said...

I LOVED that episode!

And Melisa doesn't share food, either! :)

I had a friend a while back whose husband routinely took food right off her plate, and she let him. If Jim did that, he'd pull his arm back with a bloody stump.

Anonymous said...

That is hysterical! I don't mind sharing food but i'd never grab off another's plate without asking.

Pocklock said...

HAHAHA! I LOVE that show!

I dated a guy once that would be happy to share as long as you asked in the beginning of the meal. Once he got down to the last few bits, sharing was off limits. I always asked as close to the end as possible. Because I'm a brat like that.

Hmmm. Wonder why that one didn't last. :-)

Steph said...

hahahaha, I love Joey. He is so funny. I can't believe the stupid reasons people call the police. I don't like to share my food only when I know the person that wants the bite is going to take the best bite of whatever it is I am eating! :)

Don Mills Diva said...

Diva don't share food either!

Nor, I'm guessing, does the guy who called 911 over the sauce on his sub.

Kat said...

OMG girls all your comments cracked me up so much... It is the worst thing when somebody tries to take your last bite. That drives me nuts because I usually save the best for last ;) I get downright ugly if you'd try to take that away from me.