Every once in a while you get on the web to read the news and you come across news stories so weird they’re making you spit your coffee out your nose. Now I can imagine that some people are a bit more serious about their food than others. So I was left wondering if the husband in the first weird story had a frozen lasagna thrown at him because he complained about not getting a home made meal or some other domestic issue.
The guy in the second story called the police because staff at a Subway branch didn’t put sauce on his sandwich. Yep, he called 911 not only once but twice. The first time to report that they didn’t put sauce on his sammich and the second time to complain because police did not arrive fast enough. I am sure they had their reasons. Maybe some gherkin incident at Mc Donald’s where they fixed a Big Mac without the pickles! I am outraged.
Anyhoo as just this morning the hubby tried to take a bite out of my breakfast roll and I told him to be careful because not unlike Joey I don’t share food. Which of course is a joke but a friend of mine actually stabbed her husband in the hand with a fork after he tried to sneak a bite off her plate when we were on holiday in Tuscany. I will never forget the look on his face and ever since I crack up when I watch this particular Friends episode.