"Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined"
That is the name a 19 year old Brit chose for himself. No, I am not shitting you.
He ought to have called himself “Your Royal Highness The Eejit of All Stupid Names Even Stupider Than That”. He wanted to be unique. Some people are just weird but at least he chose this for himself. Imagine being called Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth Williams. Think that is stupid? It sure is. It is the name of a 24 year old girl born in Texas whose parents obviously had no love for her at all. I wonder what they call her? Rhoshi? Telly? Judging by her family name she’s probably called Bill. And to imagine a Kiwi court wouldn't let the parents of a girl call her "Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii".
What's in a name? Shame!
Who would allow for a person to change their name to something like the aforementioned name and WHY?
Please enlighten me!
Yours truly
Kat Captain Obvious Hater of All Names Stupid Freakshow Daisy Poodle Quid Abomination Mouse Kllgnwln <--- especially for my Welsh readers - should I happen to have any ;0) - not that I would know if it actually means something - I just find it funny how they disregard vowels.
4 comments:
I LOVVVVVE the name you gave yourself, especially the Welsh part.
I want one, I want one! (Please? But it's got to have a German part)
And yes, people are idiots.
Wow, that must be a bitch to fit on one of those really small lines...or when you have to sign the back of a check...sheesh! :)
Some countries regulate names, which is why everyone in Portugal is called Jose, but they're fighting a losing battle trying to legislate against stupidy.
In China they can't use names that don't have pictograms on the official computer database, which has stopped people using some more old-fashioned traditional names.
I've heard of people being named after whole football teams, presumably because their mum isn't sure which one was the father...
wow he did this for a tenner at www.thelegaldeedpollservice.org.uk
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