Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Me and My Big Mouth

Why do I always make a mess of myself during lunch? Seriously I cannot and should not attend any business meetings past 1pm as I am sure to have a spot of tomato sauce, dressing or other food stains on my outfit from lunch.

I should quite possibly avoid lunch all together.

Today's favorite: I dipped my sleeve into the dressing pot at the salad bar.

Thanks for nothing and hello dry cleaners.


Pocklock said...

Hahaha. I've done that! Stupid salad bars.

Melissa said...

Oh, that's a problem, huh? I'm glad to know I'm not the only one...though usually I end up with food in my bra...

Brian o vretanos said...

Maybe you should wear outfits with abstract patterns on them ;-)

Paper Propaganda said...

hmmm... have you considered pleather? it's very flattering and stuff just wipes right off!! so multi-functional! haha, okay, so maybe not. but now you have to know that a stain is far more attractive than a woman in pleather all shiny and sweaty. and possibly squeaky? i don't know... lol. happy anniversary!!

Mags said...

What kind of dressing? :)

MarvelousMOM said...

That could be a problem! hahaa

Amber said...

I'm exactly the same - can't eat *anything* without ending up wearing it. You have my sympathies!

Melisa with one S said...

Mags: Bwahahahaha! :)
Don't worry Kat, we all do it at one time or another.

And you didn't really need the shirt anyway: weren't you going out for your anniversary dinner? *wink wink*

Kat said...

Pocklock So true.

Melissa Food in your bra huh? Not bad. Save yourself some for later lol.

Brian That's a great idea. A few more stains won't be as obvious. You ought to think of a career in fashion ;o)

Paper Propaganda Pleather LOL. I can just picture myself in a pleather suit. I think I would die of embarrassment LOL.

Mags Haha, one can tell straight away which one of my lovely commenters is a chef :) Me thinks it was French Dressing. Not sure though.

Marvelous Mom Hehe yeah it is indeed a huge problem. I'm also being mocked by my colleagues and my husband.

Amber Thank you. It feels good to know I am not alone. We can share the burden LOL

Melisa Oh yeah...that upset me even further. I did add another stain during our anniversary dinner - just to round up the picture. It is sad. I ought to be thought how to eat properly.