We drove through half of Germany to visit the inlaws. It turned into a small family reunion of sorts and over the course of the weekend the following conversation between hubby and his recently turned four year old nephew ensued.
Hubby looks down on himself to compare his body to the Mii character that was produced for him palying Wii fit.
Hubby: "G. am I fat?" Nephew: "No H, you're not fat. You're just too heavy." (in his teensy weensy voice)
You had to be there. We all cracked up laughing. He's pretty damn diplomatic for a four year old.