Tuesday, May 19, 2009

facebook stories


Today I’d like to share a little gem I found on a friends facebook page and have translated for your convenience. I thought it was hilarious.

About last weekend, I think we ought to talk about that again.

When you show up at my door at 4am dead drunk, that is okay. When you lean on the doorbell, that’s okay too. When you run into the bathroom and throw up, that in itself isn’t nice but it is okay. BUT walking into my living room, shitting all over my carpet, sticking pretzel sticks in it and saying “Dude, the hedgehog lives here now” – that is simply too much. Please reconsider your social behaviour.


Ahhhh those were the days…

6 comments:

Melisa with one S said...

WOW, that's hilarious! (But ONLY because I'm not the one that wrote it!) Thanks for the translation, John! ha ha :)

Kat said...

Melisa You're welcome, Marion. LOL

Brian o vretanos said...

I'm struggling to find a moral to this tale. Always ensure that your pretzel sticks are left in a secure place before going to bed, perhaps.

Tara R. said...

That is so very weird. If a friend of mine did that I would have to reconsider my friends' list.

Melissa said...

Uhm wow, that would definitely put you on my 'not welcome' list!! lol!

Kat said...

Brian Oh I didn't know you need a moral to each story. Had I known I would have looked for one ;) The moral to this is don't open your door at 4am.

TaraR I would have to agree. Or you could seek revenge but I doubt we would stoop so low.

Melissa I would imagine so. Hehe