Thursday, November 22, 2007

Whatever happened to the old "Oops I fell on it" excuse?

You can't make this shit up. Snooping around the news this morning I stumbled across this article in Metro's UK edition.

A Pakistani admitted himself to hospital with a glass Pepsi bottle stuck in his butt. So far so good.

Obviously not being the sharpest knife in the drawer by putting the bottle up his rear end in the first place, he then used the following excuse: Thieves had inserted a Pepsi bottle into his anus before stealing two of his buffalo…Yep and then his pigs grew wings and little green men came to take him to the hospital in their flying saucer.



One bottle of Pepsi: $1
Ten minutes of fun: $0
X-ray in the hospital: $50
Worldwide public humiliation: priceless

10 comments:

Melisa said...

Gross Kat!
You're right that you can't make that stuff up. It's amazing how much weird stuff goes on all around the world...and just think, without the internet, we wouldn't know about nearly as much of it. :)

J said...

ick!!!

alyndabear said...

Ouch?

Danielle A. said...

Oh my... that's a special kind of person to have that idea.

Can you imagine the look on the ER doc's face?

Jeninacide said...

Eew omg!

Pocklock said...

Um. Ew.

Suzanne said...

I can only imagine the wild stuff ER doctors see and hear...

Jules said...

Is "stealing buffalo" a sexual euphamism I'm not aware of?

Jules
House of Jules

Myla said...

OMG, this is great!

Not So Perfect said...

OMG you have so inspired a post, I hope you don't mind. Being a nurse I have dealt with this almost exact predicament more then once. Can I steal the graphic too? I am laughing so hard right now.