Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Boob job

Okay before my male readership is jumping up and down in anticipation I will have to put a spanner in the works. It is not what you think. And yes you will get to see a boob job but this one you are not going to like. Well that is what I assume anyway. I may be wrong.

This dude had a tatoo of a rather big busted lady on his shin. As if that was not enough he decided to give her a silicone transplant to make her boobs look more real. Ok that alone is an oxymoron. So he actually underwent a 45 minute surgery to have the silicone implanted, on his shin no less, to make the etching stand out in all the right places.

To me it looks as though he suffers from the bubonic plague but judge for yourself. It also gives new meaning to the expression tits on legs or was it tits on a stick? And why do I always end up with either of the Beckhams? Hehe LMAO.

This is just wrong

20 comments:

Stephanie said...

I have never heard of such a thing! That is crazy. The things that people do...

SpAzzGiRL said...

ewww...looks like a tumor!
I just remember that dude that wanted to resemble a cat so he had whiskers implanted in his face, remember that?

Melisa said...

It DOES look like a tumor!
And it looks like the "tumor" came first and then he had the tattoo done in order to make it look "better".

Ick!

Melisa
Remembering Ruby
and
Suburban Scrawl

Patty said...

OMG! That is soooo crazy. I swear some people just go through life not playing with a full deck! LOL!

Not So Perfect said...

I don't understand. Maybe he wants to "cop a feel" on his little ink lady friend? Do you think? There are so many things just wrong with this. Like what kind of doctor would give implants to an ink lady on a shin?

Danielle A. said...

Oh man... that is so gross. What possesses people to do some of the crap that they do? Just... ew...

Gross.

k a t i e said...

...and the sad thing is, the first thing I thought was 'Man, she needs to shave!' until I realized it was his leg hair.

Not hot.

Lindz said...

That is the DUMBEST and most stupid thing I have ever seen.

Mags said...

I actually think it's pretty funny. I wouldn't want to date a guy with that tat, but I think it's actually clever. I mean, how many people actually have a 3D tattoo?

Taj said...

So he spent money for silicone on a bad tat? Thus not only making it seem as though he was covering a tumor but also making himself look incredibly stupid at the same time.

I'm thinking he has way too much free time.

Uncommon Blonde said...

It freaks me out just to look at it! That's even crazier than the guy on MTV that got calf implants because he wanted his legs to look more muscular.

Kat said...

Yes it is pretty freaky and I agree Mags, it is a bit funny. Maybe the guy had the implants so he could cop a feel because he doesn't get to touch breasts in real life?! Who knows but then again we wont go there :)

Jules said...

I think this kind of thing should be called a tittoo, and I think this guy should be called a dumbass.
Jules
House of Jules

Kat said...

OMG Jules I am so LMAO right now. You are so right. Titoo....I love it.

Kat said...

and apparently I can't spell. tittoo...it takes some getting used to but it is hilarious.

PG said...

Today's sign that Wester Civilization is in decline! What an idiot. On the other hand I could probably get a similar effect with my varicose veins providing the 3D. Nah, I'll pass.

Myla said...

That is just wrong!

Melissa said...

Yikes, a tittoo. How wrong is that? I also enjoyed the bubonic plague remark...

There are just so many places to go with this one, I'm not sure to start...sheesh!

Lainey-Paney said...

that is crazy, gross & ugly.

Mrs4444 said...

Just plain disgusting. (Interesting, but disgusting.)
The people you must meet...
Thanks for sharing :)