Management didn't want this year's celebrations to get out of hand as they did in the past. Hence they posted this memo to all employees.
To ALL Employees
Please note that at all future office parties and company picnics there will be only ONE DRINK PER PERSON. Please bring your own cup.
Of course we obliged and brought our own cups.
Somehow the outcome of our company picnic was similar to Rob's. Go check it out to see what happened.