Why is it that when you have time to surf the web you can't think of anything but when you're really busy you suddenly remember all the things you wanted to look up?
How come super/krazy glue sticks to everything except to the inside of the tube it comes in?
If a cat always lands on its feet and a slice of toast always falls on the buttered side, what happens if I were to tie the toast to the cat's back?
How come feet "smell" and noses "run"?
And why am I confused by all this? :)