Okay breath in, breath out and again. In and out. I am hyperventilating.
There is no coffee in the building. I repeat. No coffee in the entire building.
Our machine is broken and on the floor above us it is empty and below it’s not been refilled either. Is this a sign we’re headed towards the Apocalypse? I sure hope not but if I don’t get my coffee soon heads will have to roll because I? can’t guarantee for anything.