Thursday, January 29, 2009

Dear ....

Dear UPS man,

I do see how you got to make a living to "put food on your family" (thank you W for that Bushism). However to drop me a note in my mailbox because I live on the third're too lazy to drag your ass upstairs erm I mean because I wasn't home, instead chosing to deliver the package to my ground-floor neighbor, is unacceptable.



Dear baby cat,

The next time you gotta drop one of your biological weapons of mass destruction fit to wipe out the odd village or two, try to do so into the freshly cleaned litterbox instead of behind it. It really is that simple! Mmmkthxbai.



Dear Aunt Flo,

Just get lost.




Melisa with one S said...

Wow, I was reading the first two and thought, "ooh, Kat sounds a little angry today!"

And then I read the third one. Ugh. Go away, Aunt Flo!!!

Melissa said...

Sounds like it's been one of those days. I hate it when the cat poops around the liter box...I mean seriously, what is their aim off?

Brian o vretanos said...

Oh dear!

I hope the package is worth waiting for.

Tara R. said...

Remind me to stay on your good side. Mwah! Hope your day got better.

MarvelousMOM said...


I don't miss Aunt Flo visiting at all. Not much longer though of getting the luxury of going without.

Corey~living and loving said...

Dude, glad there wasn't a:

"Dear corey" in is grumpy....or...everyone is out to get you. It really might be that.