Dear UPS man,
I do see how you got to make a living to "put food on your family" (thank you W for that Bushism). However to drop me a note in my mailbox because
Sincerely,
Kat
Dear baby cat,
The next time you gotta drop one of your biological weapons of mass destruction fit to wipe out the odd village or two, try to do so into the freshly cleaned litterbox instead of behind it. It really is that simple! Mmmkthxbai.
Sincerely,
Mommy
Dear Aunt Flo,
Just get lost.
Sincerely,
Me
6 comments:
Wow, I was reading the first two and thought, "ooh, Kat sounds a little angry today!"
And then I read the third one. Ugh. Go away, Aunt Flo!!!
Sounds like it's been one of those days. I hate it when the cat poops around the liter box...I mean seriously, what is their aim off?
Oh dear!
I hope the package is worth waiting for.
Remind me to stay on your good side. Mwah! Hope your day got better.
hahahaha!
I don't miss Aunt Flo visiting at all. Not much longer though of getting the luxury of going without.
Dude, glad there wasn't a:
"Dear corey" in there...you is grumpy....or...everyone is out to get you. It really might be that.
hugs!
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