Thursday, February 19, 2009

Coming Out


Alright, this will be my coming out. You broke me down Bobbie.

Since you not only forced me to come out of the closet and face my team but also my entire company it is about time the internets hear the entire truth.

I'm just not cutting it for my wife anymore. Yep, me the Lesbian has issues getting the strap-on up and my wife get's angry with me at nights [sic!].

Thank you Bobbie. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Maybe you ought to go on and spread word. I think people in Turkmenistan and Congo may not have heard. I sure am glad that even though you claim to be all the way in Down Under, you care enough about the sexual frustrations in our household.

Honey I'm on my way home. Now. Get undressed, we need to talk.


P.S. Bobbie the boob writes to me on a daily basis.

P.P.S. Do you too sometimes wonder what eejit actually klicks to follow these links?

8 comments:

Melisa with one S said...

EEW. I must have a really good spam filter, because I don't get this stuff anymore. THANK GOODNESS!

I would think that clicking those links might cause you to get a virus. Or more than one. heh heh

Mags said...

You're not supposed to click those links? Oh...

;)

terri said...

We get this kind of crap in our work email. Makes the day interesting. You never know what you're gonna find in your email.

Tara R. said...

My blog spam blocker usually catches these, but like Terri I get all kinds of crazy stuff at work. Just the subject lines can be hilarious.

Brian o vretanos said...

I suppose they don't need a very high hit rate to make it worth their while spamming.

And what happens if you do answer? Do they attack your computer, or sell you a concrete strap-on? No amount of curiosity is worth the risk, of couse...

Lindz said...

I am SO CONFUSED!

Paper Propaganda said...

I'm with Mags.... I click on them all. I want concrete firmness!!! LOL

k a t i e said...

Well now, that's just creepy.

I sometimes look in my junk folder, just to see what I'm missing (and un-junk the usually extremely important emails my idiotic filter shoves in there for me without asking) and must say, I do wonder about the people who actually give that stuff a go...