Alright, this will be my coming out. You broke me down Bobbie.
Since you not only forced me to come out of the closet and face my team but also my entire company it is about time the internets hear the entire truth.
I'm just not cutting it for my wife anymore. Yep, me the Lesbian has issues getting the strap-on up and my wife get's angry with me at nights [sic!].
Thank you Bobbie. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Maybe you ought to go on and spread word. I think people in Turkmenistan and Congo may not have heard. I sure am glad that even though you claim to be all the way in Down Under, you care enough about the sexual frustrations in our household.
Honey I'm on my way home. Now. Get undressed, we need to talk.
P.P.S. Do you too sometimes wonder what eejit actually klicks to follow these links?