Finally Friday night. Long awaited and finally here. Too bad it greatly differs from what I had in mind for a Friday night.
I'm sitting here watching a gardening show. Gardening of all things. Me.
If indeed there is a hell I will go to it, if not for numerous little sins then surely for killing countless plants and I am not even a vegetarian. Get it?
Currently there are only three living plants under my care: chives (for the cat), thyme (can't have bolognaise without it) and a sunflower. All three barely cling to life, judging by how I treat plants you'd think growing them is fucking rocket science and for me? It totally is.
It is a shame really though my plastic orchid made for a good story because when we were out of town my friend spent two days watering it - it does look pretty darn real - until she realized that it was a plastic flower. She should know me better. LOL