…and no, I am not talking about Megan Fox. Did I ever mention that she’s among the celebs that I simply cannot stand? No? Probably because I don’t even care so on to the topic of the day.
Things I overheard today. There’s only two and only one is really funny and it is probably the type of funny where everybody just had to be there to know what I am talking about. Yada, yada, yada so here it goes anyway because it is NaBloPoMo and I am desperate.
The first one was overheard during a phone conference and almost caused me to die right there at my desk. That’s what you get for laughing at someone else’s misfortune.
Unfortunately I laughed so hard that I’m sure everyone in the conference thought I was an immature idiot. And they would be right. Although I wasn’t the only one to start laughing, I was the only one who couldn’t hit the mute button in time because I was busy trying not to choke on a piece of gum that I had been silently chewing. The reason for my little outburst was that one of the managers in Spain had trouble pronouncing the word slot. Thus he “banged” on and on about how many open sluts there were to fill. I simply wasn’t able to pull my mind out of the gutter and I will rot in hell for this.
Number two was overheard on television. The woman simply couldn’t say body. Not as funny as the many sluts that were to be filled but come on buddy. The Bellamy Brothers would wonder “If I said you had a beautiful buddy would you hold it against me?” And John Mayer? Your buddy is wonderland…and Nelly ft Ashanti…Buddy on me…the list goes on and on and on.
4 comments:
The "slot" story is funny - I can totally hear that and I would have laughed until I peed my pants. Sorry - TMI - I know - but tis true.
Isn't NaBloPoMo fun?!
Sherri
LMAO! "slot!" That is hysterical! My sister and I crack up when people say "Duty" you know sounds like "Doodie"..its from a Friends episode! LOL! We are totally immature.
I LOVE Megan Fox...she's my girl crush! Why the dislike for her?
I can appreciate your need to laugh during the conference call. There is a guy in our IT department who is from Belarus. He has some trouble pronouncing some English words. The other day, he just wanted everyone involved in the project to just "fuckus."
It took a while, but it finally became clear that he meant "focus."
Sherri Hehe yes Nablopomo makes us tell things we otherwise wouldn't have shared ;o)
NYC Girl Doodie...oh yeah I would have a hard time holding on to myself there too :) Not sure what it is with Megan Fox that irritates me. She's good looking and all but whenever I see her I want to give her a sandwich and the advice to put on something more decent.
Terri Fuckus? Fuckus? And you lived to tell this story? I would have died on the spot. That is so, so funny. Thanks for sharing it.
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