…and no, I am not talking about Megan Fox. Did I ever mention that she’s among the celebs that I simply cannot stand? No? Probably because I don’t even care so on to the topic of the day.
Things I overheard today. There’s only two and only one is really funny and it is probably the type of funny where everybody just had to be there to know what I am talking about. Yada, yada, yada so here it goes anyway because it is NaBloPoMo and I am desperate.
The first one was overheard during a phone conference and almost caused me to die right there at my desk. That’s what you get for laughing at someone else’s misfortune.
Unfortunately I laughed so hard that I’m sure everyone in the conference thought I was an immature idiot. And they would be right. Although I wasn’t the only one to start laughing, I was the only one who couldn’t hit the mute button in time because I was busy trying not to choke on a piece of gum that I had been silently chewing. The reason for my little outburst was that one of the managers in Spain had trouble pronouncing the word slot. Thus he “banged” on and on about how many open sluts there were to fill. I simply wasn’t able to pull my mind out of the gutter and I will rot in hell for this.
Number two was overheard on television. The woman simply couldn’t say body. Not as funny as the many sluts that were to be filled but come on buddy. The Bellamy Brothers would wonder “If I said you had a beautiful buddy would you hold it against me?” And John Mayer? Your buddy is wonderland…and Nelly ft Ashanti…Buddy on me…the list goes on and on and on.