Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Happy Halloween


An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.


Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.


A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown thing off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter), who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost."

10 comments:

Robert said...

ahaha that was funny. I'm going to pass that around. Thanks!

Melisa said...

Good one, Kat! I may use that story later...

Mags said...

Oh brother. LOL...good one!

Happy Halloween!!!!! Do you get trick or treators over there?

Kat said...

Thanks Mags, haven't come across any trick or treators yet but the holiday's been swapping over and becoming more popular in Germany. My guess it is not much longer before the first trick or treators appear on our doorstep. Can't wait really.

Not So Perfect said...

Hilarious, I am going to have to tell that one a few times today as well. Thanks for the good laugh.

Lainey-Paney said...

that's funny.
:)

Patty said...

HYSTERICAL!!!

Misguided Mommy said...

that is terrific!

FRIGGA said...

Okay, that was funny - I really did laugh out loud :D

Hey, I've posted the next Rockin' With Frigga, and you're tied for 2nd place right now!! :-)

Melisa said...

MISS YOU KAT!!!

hugs,
Melisa