Saturday, March 29, 2008

Sex with your picnic table?

Didn't I just say it yesterday? I do get my kicks by reading the news. Sex in unusal places? Not that unusual. Sex with your picnic table? Eeeeew.

Some guy was arrested in Ohio for allegedly having sex with his picnic table. There's a tape of it and all. Read more about it here.

Just how do you have sex with a picnic table you ask? Good question because I was wondering too. He was said to have tilted the metal round picnic table on its side and then he was laying up against it and was seen on the video afterwards cleaning table and deck.

Aheeem careful when you're invited to that next barbeque. LOL

8 comments:

Melisa said...

OMG I don't even know if I can bring myself to click the hotlink. I'm going to have to ponder that for a while and get back to you. :)

Melissa said...

Eww, no bbq's in Ohio for me!

Corey~living and loving said...

ummmmm.....yeah.......ewwwww.....

me & them said...

I know, I know. I lead a sheltered life, and this guy's clearly unhinged...

but why did he get arrested?!

Jules said...

OMG Kat, the FUNNIEST depiction of that news story (without even saying it's an actual news story until you click on the "punchline" link at the end of the post) is here:

http://goldenfiddle.com/node/11437

It made me laugh so hard I almost choked. :)
Jules
House of Jules

Kat said...

Melisa Come on, you know you want to ;) or maybe you better not click the link if you ever want to have another undisturbed picnic LOL

Melissa Hehe I ruled that out as well ^^

Corey Yep totally icky.

Me&Them I think he got arrested because of the DVD's of the "act" that were floating around freely :)

Jules ROFL that is great. Cheers

Rob said...

You know, news like this really cheers me up. Just when I think I am pretty screwed up I read something like this and know my "issues" are like a fart in a hurricane!

cassafrass said...

Ew!! EWW! I just died a little on the inside. (But don't worry, I'm laughing too!)