Wednesday, April 2, 2008

What would you do for longer legs?

Well slap my a$$ and call me Sally I sure would not have my legs broken and extended in what looks and sounds like some torture method from the middle ages.

Only read this if you're not one of the faint hearted.

11 comments:

cube said...

For a minute I thought this was an April Fool's joke for President Zarkozy of France who is height-challenged.

Then I looked at the article. It looks like torture to me. Yikes!

kat said...

Cube Major LOL. Smart thinking. Somebody should propose that to him, he would no longer need to 'look up' to his new singer/model wife. Well it is true what they say: Little men, big egos :)

AutoSysGene said...

Sheesh! If you don't have big enough boobs put a few balloons in there, now if you don't have long enough legs then break them and make them grow longer...people are just freaks!

Maggie Moo said...

No way in HELL!

Stephanie said...

Definitely not worth it. Wow, I don't get some things...

Melisa Wells said...

I'm so happy to be 98% happy with my body. Make that 90%. But that's still a good number.

*Counting my blessings*

kat said...

Melissa Yes I think the beauty ideals in this day and age are totally effed up

Mags Amen to that!

Steph Yes me neither. It is as if there's no boundaries anymore.

Melisa It feels so good to actually hear someone utter these words. I am overweight and in no sense perfect but I am content with who I am too. Sure I'd probably be happier if some things were changed but then again, who knows.

NerdyRedneck Rob said...

Hey Sally! That is incredible but after reading about labia manicuring nothing shocks me anymore. (sigh} And any of you who have read me know I would MUCH rather have small (even absolutely flat) breasts than fake ones any day!

Stop cutting your selfs up ladies, we already love you!

Lindz said...

I'm 5'2" and tired of cutting off inches from my pants but damn am I good in heels and I sure as hell wouldn't go under the knife to change my fricken height. Where do you find this stuff?

Anonymous said...

I've actually heard of that before, but not for average-sized people! I saw a news program where a little person was having that done. I wouldn't do it. Go through that pain? No thank you. Not even if I was a little person.

k a t i e said...

Gah, I'm 5ft10 and practically all leg - it's a nightmare! I can't fit in plane seats properly, for one, and i just don't seem to fold up like most people. Hmm.