I was just caught with my butt hanging out.
Have you ever had to pee so badly that you had to open your pants so by the time you reached the throne you were all good to go? Well I did. Only thus far this happened at home where nobody minded my naked butt on the way to the loo. Today it happened in work. I was all caught up and had barely a minute to look up from my monitor and nature called. Well I chose to ignore nature.
Only nature hit back with full force and on my way to the ladies room I noticed that I had to go really, really urgently. So I almost ran, stormed into the tiny bathroom area, undid my pants as I went in and while my pants came down the door opens. Startled I turn around with my butt hanging out while running into a cubicle. My coworker cracks up and says dryly “ Damn the moon’s out already? I had no intention to stay this late today”. Had I not been on the pot already I would have peed myself laughing.
There’s nothing like embarrassing yourself in work. That ladies room does not like me. Remember when my butt was pinched by that cracked toilet seat? Yeah…that bathroom has not been kind to me.