Wednesday, August 13, 2008

I am the butt of the joke

I was just caught with my butt hanging out.

Have you ever had to pee so badly that you had to open your pants so by the time you reached the throne you were all good to go? Well I did. Only thus far this happened at home where nobody minded my naked butt on the way to the loo. Today it happened in work. I was all caught up and had barely a minute to look up from my monitor and nature called. Well I chose to ignore nature.

Only nature hit back with full force and on my way to the ladies room I noticed that I had to go really, really urgently. So I almost ran, stormed into the tiny bathroom area, undid my pants as I went in and while my pants came down the door opens. Startled I turn around with my butt hanging out while running into a cubicle. My coworker cracks up and says dryly “ Damn the moon’s out already? I had no intention to stay this late today”. Had I not been on the pot already I would have peed myself laughing.

There’s nothing like embarrassing yourself in work. That ladies room does not like me. Remember when my butt was pinched by that cracked toilet seat? Yeah…that bathroom has not been kind to me.

15 comments:

Pocklock said...

HAHAHAHA! "Is the moon out already?" That was some witty, fast thinking!

I do this all the time. My clothes are always half off on the way into the stall. I just wait WAY damn too long!

My boys are Army Brats said...

LMAO that's hilarious! Glad ya made it!

Melisa said...

OMG! You should definitely NOT ignore when nature is calling. You poor thing! But think of all the ways it could have been WORSE. LOL

Melissa said...

Well, at least you didn't wet yourself...;)

Lindz said...

OH NO! Good thing your co-workers are good natured. I don't think I could pull this off at a high school. HA.

Brian o vretanos said...

I think I'm beginning to understand why they separate the men's and women's facilities...

Angela said...

WoW!! Sounds like you have great co-workers and an awesome sense of humor!! Enjoyed your story!

Sully Sullivan said...

Yikes that hilarious. How did you let it get to the point where your ass is out before you're even in the stall. That's one hell of an emergency.

Mags said...

So...the day after-how is it? Any jokes going around??

Paper Propaganda said...

lol at least you didn't back into the stall with someone in it - i've been there - not cool! haha

Uncommon Blonde said...

Too funny!!

Corey~living and loving said...

ummm yeah....been there....I absentmindly undue my pants on the way to the loo all the time. Glad to know I'm not alone.

Have a great weekend!

Melisa said...

WHOA! What a shocker when I came for my visit today! Decided to change the template again, huh? I like the gray. It's sort of soothing. :)

Jeninacide said...

LOL! You have the BEST bathroom stories!!

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