You didn't really think we were going to run out of idiotic stories to report this week? Or any other week come to think of it!
Today's story is as disgusting as it is hilarious.
Jeffrey Barrier allegedly used the camera on his cell phone to take pictures of a naked woman in a tanning salon in Cincinnati/Ohio. Until he was caught.
When the police arrived he denied everything and the cell phone could not be found. The suspect claimed he didn't have a camera with him. The eejit had hidden his cell in his a$$.
I bet when the police brought the phone back to daylight his response was "oops I fell on it". Which reminds me of this post and once again I would like to take a chance to remind the eejits of the world that the rear end is meant to be an exit, not an entrance or storage facility.
7 comments:
What the heck made him think that was a good idea???
Good grief...
BTW - Love this, and I think you should do an Eejit of the Week. Great feature idea. ;)
I agree with Danielle: you should do an Eejit of the Week.
This one? Gawd, a storage facility??? Speechless.
Damn, I hope he carried a small cellphone, ouch!!
"the rear end is meant to be an exit, not an entrance or storage facility."
This line? PRICELESS!!
Oh my lord. I would think doing the time would be less painful than his attempt to hide the evidence but whatever...
Uh....
????
I'm just thinking about MY cell phone (which is sleek and small) and there ain't no WAY that thing is going ANYWHERE near my ass!!!
Danielle - Really?Ok then I think I'm going to do that.
Melisa - Yep speechless describes it.
Melissa - Funny that you mention the size of the cell. That is something I didn't even consider ;o).
Don Mills Diva - ROFL...that "but whatever" nearly killed me.
Mags - And rightfully so. It was made for ears not a§§es
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